Don't Berate Me, Liberate Me!
don't want to engage in any flower struggles with any clowns in any polyester robes, but y'know, we oughtn't-a be squalibbling with each other over dusty scraps of breadcrust while the leaders of the reigning Pharmocracy are moving to reduce us into a pixelated mass of mashed-potato ashes, unless of course it's for America, which we have all been forced to pledge allegiance to.
"like everything else that is no longer becoming but become, [psychology] has put a mechanism in the place of an organism."
Neal Cassady
i was in the doctor's office and there was a disclaimer you had to sign that said your medical records were private except when deemed necessary for the protection of the president. the protection of the president? or should we say el presidente?
like my blood (rhymes with brood) pressure has anything to do with the president's safety. i mean, what's he worried about, he thinks he's a Christian, he's white, i mean going to heaven. everything will be fine.
what i really wanna know is,
what's for Texas, breakfast?
what, are you gonna arrest us for being restless?
my name is too ample for beginners. is it normal to be hammered?
who's the patriotic numb-nuts who signed this piece of (parabnormal-beagle) legislature?
this cooperation-business-sentence, imposed on disenfranchised turbo-youth?
keep your cream out of the crop!
throw out your sappy ballad-thrusters! key-pim in the kloset!
also True:
for several years, i have had an active crush on Janeane Garofalo. 2 or so years ago i was an extra on a pilot featuring some Texas Hold-Em champion at Sunset-Gower studios, and the faux-casino built inside the sound stage with the fake walls and the slot machines, and people drinking ice water (gin) with plastic ice, and iced tea (whisky) from 4 days ago with plastic ice, and fake beers that have been open for 2 days (i made the mistake once of eating some prop fries and it was horrifically disgusting, dying-rabbits-in-my-nostrils disgusting, more than merely total vomitus), and they put me at this table with this champion chick and some other extra dude and then they say over here Ms. Garofalo, and freakin' Janeane Garofalo walks up to me and sits across the table and shakes my hand. and i'm totally uncool, instantly. like, bumbling like a 7th grader, but she was cool and caught my vibe and returned it, and she laughed at one of my ham-handed jokes, which i delivered like an ass, a ham, an amateur, and fortunately i was wearing silver shades behind which i could hide my seething incapacity, and she said something and i laughed, and then she looked under the table with surprising obviousness and checked out my shoes and i knew that i was in cuz it was boots that day not sneakers, but you know, the handlers, everywhere, somebody flossing her pores in between every take, there was nothing i could do, i mean, there was plenty i could do, but i did the one thing that i knew how to do best, which was just kinda sit there and then the shot was finished and they told us to go back to holding and i got up without saying anything and my window of opportunity was closed, which was okay i was putting tinfoil on it at the time anyway, to keep the sunlight of hope away from my eyes. that's a joke, and anyway i didn't really want to go out with her, i just think she's really cool.
i used to like Christina Ricci once too, but that relationship faded, it took its natural course, there was a magazine cover, and i had it on my wall for a while, then i took it down, you could say she didn't love me, it's cool i wouldn't blame you for it.
in fact i saw her once on a set for some other pilot starring Adam Goldberg, who was her boyfriend at the time, and she was over in the sidelines, some hall in Pasadena, the call that day was for "fashionista," and when the director called action i had to cross the set between all these crazy models in various stages of impending undress, the bikinis & high heels crowd, but not the Alabama mud-bed version, more the swanky clean Rodeo Drive types, and all those aloof and bitchy hotchicks, and us dudes were all in matte-black fashion-maven raven gear, giving the appearance of importance to yet another ignored apprentice-piece of scuff-proof Hollywood fluffdom.
time to stem the tide of moonstream swill.
the exquisite unbearable bummer.
the sad extravagrant winter.
Circus Facts:
barnacle-mint harmonicas, seafood-weeds in the barber shop, sailing the seven diseased unappeasable seas of sleazed & queasy dizzy-easy, on my cream-of-flushroom sloop, midriff swolling on the headcheek-waiter, the weakest satyr on the equator. tuba-built intestine blocks in dirty minutae or less. unbearably berry-flavored party favors. a weird smell of burning rats and hairy bananas. forget the tactics i need a Tic-Tac. what does this blowing wind mean?
excuse-you please my demented nativity. i'm the chief executor of the avant-tarde, is my only explanation. you could say i got swept up in the California of it all. the dull Medical Mecca sweeping the nation, prepentant winners (pre-paid repentant sinners) defeating recombinant patsies eating pastries wearing pasties, Wiggerland convicts crying over ex-cheeseburgers drinking prism coffee through prison bars of colorful tears asking where am I or where I am? the harem-eye aquarium?
the keynote speaker is an ambulance.
i've said it before i'll say it again, Eminem is my favorite gospel artist. his music lifts my spirits. i listen to contempo-Christian pap i want to hurl myself like a malignant bloody loogie off a bridge into 80 feet of pointy traffic, impale myself on a Volkswagen, maybe take a baby out, or someone's mother. but listening to Eminem i say here's a clown i diggit.
well the toilet saints are calling me. i'm coming home i'm coming home i'm coming home i'm coming home to you!
2/28/2007
Austin, Texas
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