A rat ran around telling everyone that signs were everywhere, and that they better read them signs.
"Sign sign, everywhere a sign!" he'd protest. "You better read that sign!"
The other animals avoided the rat. He was a pain in the ass. His only friend was a skanky opossum, and they struck a defensive posture when they walked around together.
"Blockin' the scenery, breakin' my mind, everywhere a sign!"
He screamed furiously up at an owl. "Imagine-me workin' for you!" he pulled off his cap and revealed unkempt fur that was much longer than most country rodents'.
The owl said, "I thought you READ the sign."
"Do this don't do that . . . better read the s-i-g-n!" both he and the opossum said together, walking away angrily. They saw a "No Trespassing" sign and the opossum shook his fist. The rat just smiled as they went past it.
All the signs in the world were telling him what to do and where to go and he didn't like it. The other animals, they didn't see anything wrong, either. They just did what the sign said.
The rat felt his blood pressure rise as he contemplated the whole authoritarian trip. He thought it was all crap. He wrote and sold a song about his views on it and made a little money. The opossum went along with anything the rat said but didn't feel as strongly.
The semi-popular success of the song he wrote emboldened the rat to such a degree that he refused to read any sign, walking with his head down, up towards the top of a high mountain. But before reaching the top he was crushed by an avalanche of falling rocks that sign after sign on the road had warned about.
MORAL: Better read the sign.
Set as favorite
Bookmark
Email this
Hits: 805
Comments (26)
Subscribe to this comment's feed
written by wholesale nfl jerseys wholesale nba jerseys wholesale nhl je , October 27, 2010
http://www.mdgreat.com/Wholesale-nfl-jerseys_c2415 wholesale nfl jerseys,wholesale nba jerseys http://www.mdgreat.com/Wholesa...ys_c242144
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by cheap nfl jerseys wholesale discount nfl jerseys , November 11, 2010
http://www.mdgreat.com/cheap-nfl-jerseys_c2424 cheap nfl jerseys,wholesale discount nfl jerseys http://www.mdgreat.com/Wholesa...seys_c2420
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by cheap nhl jerseys for sale nhl jerseys on sale http://www.mdgreat.com/Wholesa...nals_c2416 Wholesale Arizona Cardinals, http://www.mdgreat.com/Wholesa...vens_c2418 Wholesale Baltimore Ravens
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Wholesale Anahtim Mighty Ducks jerseys Wholesale Atlanta Thrashers jerseys , December 13, 2010
http://www.nhl-jerseys-supply....ks_c242178 Wholesale Anahtim Mighty Ducks jerseys,Wholesale Atlanta Thrashers jerseys, http://www.nhl-jerseys-supply....rs_c242179
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Vibram KSO , May 03, 2011
http://www.shoesaleon.com/vibr...s-c-1.html could keep the grit and blisters far away from you no matther you are on a 2-mile paddle or a 15K on city roads. http://www.shoesaleon.com/vibr...s-c-1.html fits perfectly and are amazingly lightweight.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by nfl jerseys , June 04, 2011
NFL jerseys supply
louboutin pumps
NFL jersey supply
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by nfl jerseys , June 04, 2011
http://www.nfljerseys-supply.com
http://www.nfljerseys-supply.com
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by wholesale Incense & Incense Oil Burners , June 23, 2011
http://www.amandapromotional.c...ilding_c70 Natural resources include natural gas, http://www.amandapromotional.c...t-park_c72
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by yiwu , June 23, 2011
peat, copper, lead, zinc, gypsum, limestone, dolomite, http://www.amandapromotional.c...ainment_c7 silver, http://www.amandapromotional.c...-shoes_c12
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by yiwu earrings , June 23, 2011
and barite.Usable land includes arable http://www.amandapromotional.c...-shoes_c14 land which is 15.2%; http://www.amandapromotional.c...-clogs_c18
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Burberry Hobos , June 27, 2011
Like Autumn leaves falls on the grounds
Like Winter rain awakens the seeds
You are a combine of my life’s Seasons
http://www.burberrybags1856.com/burberry-hobos-c-7.html
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Abercrombie and fitch t shirt , July 05, 2011
Good post.We hope all of you could enjoy your shopping from http://www.abercrombiefitcht-shirts.org /. When you order the items from our http://www.abercrombiefitcht-shirts.org /, we will send the items to you as soon as possible.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by shop online bolgs , July 21, 2011
Welcome to our http://www.shopingonlineblogs.com/ online store,we can provide all kinds of http://shopingonlineblogs.com/ to customers.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: -1
written by cheap jerseys , July 30, 2011
http://www.wholesalenflfootballjerseys.com
http://www.jersey-fanatics.com
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by cheap jerseys , July 30, 2011
Cheap NFL Jerseys
Cheap NFL Jerseys
NFL Jerseys
Cheap Jerseys
NFL Jerseys
Authentic Jerseys
NHL Jerseys
MLB Jerseys
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by polo jacket , August 30, 2011
Many of my friends do not know how to get the road to make money before they can make their own, and here I give you two possible ways to make money, the first one is,http://www.cheap-replica.com/Jeans-shorts-c642.htmlthe second ishttp://www.cheap-replica.com/New-era-hats-c679.html,
I believe that you two ways to do so if the real will make money, while very grateful to the author of this article.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by wholesale jerseys , November 15, 2011
Have you ever experienced that particular feeling when trying something on, that feeling like you don't want to take it off anymore because you feel blessed to wear it? If not then you must try one of the Green Bay Packers jersey! Feeling that smooth fabric on your skin takes the whole shopping process to a totally different level than you would expect it to. Cheap Oakland Raiders jersey are among the most popular clothing products in the world that excels in quality of the finest materials used to make them. Cheap New York Jets Jersey represent the counteroffer of the way too expensive genuine ones that cost too much for a shirt you don't wear daily. Why not look like a celebrity when you can? Detroit Lions jersey versions of the shirts are just as good as the shirts that are being sold at skyrocketing prices. They have the same quality of fabric,Cam Newton jersey the same slick design and style, the same features and the same elevated production standard that the expensive ones have. So why waste your money and not wisely upgrade your wardrobe with the Buffalo Bills jersey. Another reason why everybody wants to get their hands on such a shirt is that the popularity of theVernon Davis Jersey product is so huge that no other product can be at the top of this category.
Dallas Cowboys jerseysThe shirts benefit from a wide range of models and colors to please everybody interested,San Diego Chargers jerseyfrom tattoo outfits and vintage models to beautiful graphic designs and multi-colored embroidered pictures. The shirts can be Michael Vick Jersey paired with different types of pants or shorts to give you that bold figure
Aaron Rodgers jersey you have always been looking for. Ralph Lauren polo
Adrian Peterson jersey are so successful thanks to the versatility of the products, the large number of patterns used, breathable cotton mesh crafted from exclusive embroidery and so on… If I were you I would not think twice before buying any of the Andre Johnson jersey but I would hurry up and get Tom Brady Jersey one for myself so Drew Brees Jersey that I can see for myself what a delight to my senses wearing one is.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by wholesale jerseys , November 15, 2011
http://www.wholesalejerseyslink.com
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by UGG Boots Cheap , December 29, 2011
I most certainly will make sure to do not forget http://www.newuggsite.com/ and give it a glance on a constant basis.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Snapbacks Hats , January 08, 2012
This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger.i like to read http://www.nflsnapbacksale.org/ informative blogs and this blog is also so good and helpful.thanks for taking time to http://www.nflsnapbacksale.org/ discus this topic
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by wholesale jersey , January 13, 2012
http://www.wholesalejerseylink.com
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by Coach Outlet Online , January 13, 2012
http://www.coachsfactory-outlets.net
http://www.coachoutletsstoreonlines.ca
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by replica breitling superocean , January 15, 2012
I think it might provide you with some of the convenience. http://www.hellobreitling.com/...ocean.html
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
written by l-arginine plus , January 17, 2012
You can always do research on the disease you’ve acquired and avail the treatments offered to you.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
Write comment
Show/hide comment form
